Whiskerbank monetary policy
Following an emergency meeting, the board has decided to maintain the current tuna reserve ratio.
The decision was unanimous.
The chairman was asleep during the vote.
Fictional financial institution
A bank run by cats.Funded by humans.
Banking for cats. Unfortunately, you're the customer.
The institution
Whiskerbank
Whiskerbank is a fictional financial institution run by cats and funded by humans. $WHBK is its native currency.
- Meme
- Community
- Brand
- Culture
$WHBK is not
- A share of a company
- A promise of yield
- Backed by cat food
- A stock
- A deposit
- A right to real banking services
Human
Why did Whiskerbank raise interest rates?
Whiskerbank
The cat demanded more tuna.
House language
Lexicon
- Holder
- Customer
- Wallet
- Bank Account
- Buy
- Deposit
- Sell
- Withdrawal
- Whale
- Major Depositor
- Liquidity
- Bank Liquidity
- Treasury
- Bank Reserve
- Token supply
- Currency in circulation
- Dev
- Bank Management
- Community
- Customers
- Burn
- Cat ate the money
- Rug
- Bank Robbery
- DEX
- Interbank Market
- Market cap
- Bank valuation
26 September 2026
Daily bulletin
Illustrative bulletin. Not an account statement.
- Deposits increased 8.4% overnight.
- Treat reserves remain stable.
- Two senior cats were seen entering the treasury.
- Management declined to comment.
Monthly report
No. 07
Total deposits
$18,421,992
Withdrawals
$4,291,882
Outstanding cat loans
$72,000,000
Human loans
$0
Suspicious transactions
17
Cat treat reserves
Illustrative
Management comment
“We remain extremely liquid.”
Officers
The board
Mr. Whiskers
Founder & Chairman
Serious. In a suit.
Chairs the board.
Sir Purr
Chief Financial Officer
Keeps the treasury.
Answers for the reserve.
Mittens
Chief Risk Officer
Speaks when the board is asked.
Everything is under control.
The board
Bank policy
Emergency liquidity announcement
Whiskerbank confirms that liquidity remains sufficient.
The reason for today's unusual withdrawals is believed to be “Friday”.
The vault
Treasury
Real reserves, if any, sit in a public multisig. Management cannot take the funds on their own.
- $WHBK
- Posted when the branch opens.
- SOL
- Posted when the branch opens.
- USDC
- Posted when the branch opens.
- Wallet
- Posted when the branch opens.
- Creator fees
- Paid to the reserve
$WHBK
Currency in circulation
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Stated allocation. Not an on-chain proof.
- 90%
- Liquidity / Public
- 5%
- Treasury
- 3%
- Team
- 2%
- Marketing
- No token tax
$WHBK has no promised utility, yield, or underlying asset. It is the currency of Whiskerbank.
Constitution
Charter
Never
- Promise a yield.
- Promise that $WHBK will rise.
- Treat the token as an investment product.
- Pretend to be a real bank.
- Claim the token is backed by physical assets.
- Invent partnerships.
- Invent audits.
- Hide wallet allocations.
Does
- State what the token is, in public.
- Publish on-chain figures once the branch has them.
- Keep a single fictional universe.
- Issue the bulletin.
- Speak with customers.
- Keep the jokes.
- Let customers extend the lore.